Come on it’s a classic, okay!?

You’re at a party, and people are all vying for the ipod that’s been laid out, attached to shitty box speakers. Songs are being switched midway through, people keep playing Bohemian Rhapsody and Stop! by The Spice Girls, cause they think it’s too hilarious for words. And then someone gets the genius idea to put the ipod on shuffle… Now the owner of said ipod goes through a terrifying moment every time a song ends, worried about what possible embarassing song could come next (or you could say a janky song comes on, just saying…) Or on a date, and you’re trying to set the mood and a song that just is way too outdated and cheesy comes on and destroys everything. Yeah that sucks. We’ve made a list of some of the most embarassing songs to destroy the mood/kill the vibe at a party or a date (we asked around, got some feedback, that sorta thing). See what you think. And this really does relate to Almost, Again, I swear one day you will understand (when you see the show…)

Just imagine the awful situations these songs would create:
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go! (Wham)… or you could just play the video projected on a wall, that could possibly kill even an 80s party…
Achy Breaky Heart (Billy Ray Cyrus)
Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)
Backstreets Back (Backstreet Boys)
Mambo no.5 (Lou Bega)
Tomorrow (from the musical “Annie”)
Man, I Feel Like A Woman! (Shania Twain)

Some songs that are too epic and cheesy for words:
All By Myself (the Celine Dion version is more embarassing)
I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly)
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? (Bryan Adams)
Wind Beneath My Wings (Bette Midler)
Truly Madly Deeply (Savage Garden)
Hopelessly Devoted To You (Olivia Newton-John)
Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing (Aerosmith)